“Oh, I see the problem here.  You have a fraffernozzle clogging your interwebs.  I’ll run a diagnostic.  This involves napping on your wires for 2-3 hours, with many tosses and turns to be sure your keyboard and mouse go flying about at unpredictable intervals, and the occasional unplanned power down of your systems.  This should fix the problem right away.”

 

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