This explains how I got to where I am at the age of 40-something! (Oh, “Where are you?” you ask? Hint: I don’t have any children.)
(Oh no! A swear ahead! Click “continue reading”…)
And this one is dedicated from me to the world! 😉
If you’re guessing that Mary is having an UNSATISFACTORY day/week/month/year, you would be correct in your assumptions.
I just need things to start going my way. Doesn’t the universe know who I am? My dad owns a DEALERSHIP! (Not really – that’s an ATHF quote.) But I am all-important and should get my way forever. Do people NOT KNOW?