This explains how I got to where I am at the age of 40-something!  (Oh, “Where are you?” you ask?  Hint:  I don’t have any children.)

(Oh no! A swear ahead! Click “continue reading”…)

And this one is dedicated from me to the world!  😉

If you’re guessing that Mary is having an UNSATISFACTORY day/week/month/year, you would be correct in your assumptions.

I just need things to start going my way.  Doesn’t the universe know who I am?  My dad owns a DEALERSHIP!  (Not really – that’s an ATHF quote.)  But I am all-important and should get my way forever.  Do people NOT KNOW?

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