The cat has a stalker. The stalker remains at large, but the top FBI psychologists have created the following suspect profile about the unknown criminal:

  • Young male
  • Superficially blends with society but is a loner at heart
  • Sexual dysfunction (i.e. neutered)
  • Bedwetter (or, likes to poo under your bed)
  • Suspect’s name is likely Murphy

Suspect is still at large, and the FBI has released the following surveillance videos in the hopes the public can provide valuable leads.  (CAUTION:  The crimes you witness on these tapes may be disturbing.  Discretion is advised.)

 

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