Here at Puptex™ 19.5-hour Undergarments, we are always looking for the next new technology to help ladies look their best.
Puptex is proud to announce the release of its newest product: The Puptex™ Pup-guard Girdle.
This girdle is a real-live puppy that lifts, separates, smooshes, flattens, and detracts attention from those “problem areas” in our midriff and thighs that may be hindering us all from feeling as beautiful as possible. The Pup-guard girdle can restore your confidence, and its neutral color goes with any outfit.
The Puptex™ Pup-guard girdle: Don’t go for walkies or “car ride! car ride!” without it.