The 3 nephews visited my parents this weekend and helped them give Sparky a bath.

Sparky hates baths.

I consider zees wholly undignified.
“I shall not soon forget zees indignity. Zees is the utmost of unnecessary!”

“May your souls suffer a thousand curses! You fiends!”

Alex is hanging in there, but Sparky and Dad look a bit worse for wear.

“Fluff and fold me all you want. I’m still not liking zees.”