“Oh you’re right! Who am I kidding? I COULD use a little off the top of the ears… maybe a fluffy, more youthful look around the ear-sides…”
“HOLY CRAP WHAT DID YOU DO??? Let me speak to your manager!”
My parents are certainly NOT dog groomers, so I don’t know what possessed them into trying to trim Sparky’s ears themselves, but he doesn’t look very happy about it.