“You think you’re so smart, just because you’re a piece of cardboard that came inside of a shoe.  Well I think you’re an evildoer!  A threat to our great nation!  I shall destroy you for no good reason!”

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“You make me CRAZY WITH PUPPY RAGE!  And I strongly suspect that consuming you is about to spoil my dinner.”

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