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“You expect me to ride zees smelly beast without zee propaire English saddle? You sicken me with your heathen ways!”

“And now zee beast named Moose is drooling, as if I am but a tasty snack. Remove me from this gargantuan canine, or you shall hear from my lawyares!”


Why I think it’s so fun to write Sparky with a French accent, I have no idea. Maybe it’s the French Pom in the camera commercials with the tennis star – I now hear all small dogs talking with a French accent. Technically, Sparky is 1/2 Mexican and 1/2 Japanese. But I don’t know how to type in a Mexican accent.