Why I think it’s so fun to write Sparky with a French accent, I have no idea. Maybe it’s the French Pom in the camera commercials with the tennis star – I now hear all small dogs talking with a French accent. Technically, Sparky is 1/2 Mexican and 1/2 Japanese. But I don’t know how to type in a Mexican accent.
“You expect me to ride zees smelly beast without zee propaire English saddle? You sicken me with your heathen ways!”
“And now zee beast named Moose is drooling, as if I am but a tasty snack. Remove me from this gargantuan canine, or you shall hear from my lawyares!”