Neighbor dog is out.
Maybe you didn’t HEAR me. OMG THE NEIGHBOR DOG IS OUT!!!
Even though it’s been out every day for the past year and a half, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE AND I MUST INVESTIGATE!
Whoops! Clumsy dismount. The judges will be deducting points for this one.
Oww!! I’ll feel that in the morning.
Oh Moose!
(to the tune of “I want to hold your hand” by the Beatles)
Yeah you-ou-ou…
Barked at something
I sense that we should flee
It mu-ust be
A scary squirrel
Out to get you and me!
I want to hold your paw-aw-aw
I want to hold your paw
Me giving Moose a goodnight hug; Sparky gets jealous.
Apparently, it was “Take Your Pet to a Felony” day down at the ol’ precinct…
“Turn to the side please…”
Sparky Chronicles is THE place for the latest in hot paw-on-paw action!
Comparing paw sizes with Moose. Moose’s chin, paw and leg fur are always stained brown. Vet says it’s common with drooly Saints.
Thanks to Sparky, there were no major injuries Christmas morning.
Don’t call him a hero. He’s just doing his job.
Mike gets coal for Christmas. Sparky is embarrassed for him.
